PHOTOS: TRANSylvania Brunch Was a Whole Resurrection 🫦 🩸 👽
Damn It, Janet!
We need to talk about Sunday, because Transylvania brunch was an absolute showcase of queer and trans excellence 🫦 and we are DECEASED.
Ladda served insane dance moves, all spins, drops and tricks that defied gravity and possibly the laws of the undead. Fueling all of this mayhem was the Isco RIPizza Bloody Mary, spicy, savory, garnished like it crawled out of a crypt and dangerously easy to order a second round of 🩸
Zon Legacy Phoenix made her Stoneacre debut with a hot as fuck Catwoman mix that had us purring, then flipped the mood with a Pennywise mix that truly served the creepy vibes 🎈 And yes, at one point Zon took it out to the street, because the building simply could not contain her 🔥
And then there's Ninny, who put in serious work on not one but TWO custom mixes, each one hilarious, kooky and yet somehow still SEXY. Her FrankNINFurter Mix took us from Sweet Transvestite to Sweet But Psycho in eight glorious minutes of Rocky Horror chaos, and her Nigel Thornberry Mix ran from I Touch Myself straight into Toxic and Roar, and we will never recover.
Rickey was pure, unfiltered c*nt, sending the temperature up at least ten degrees and probably raising a few vampires from the dead just to get a better look 💋 And holding it all together on the decks was DJ Tanner, spinning the soundtrack to our collective resurrection. Want to relive it? Save the playlist for the ultimate Halloween sex mix 🎃
Meanwhile, out in the crowd, grandmas were getting lap dances, and our beloved tip kitten was abducted by aliens mid-collection, last seen beaming up toward the mothership 🛸
Somewhere out there, we like to think Tim Curry would be proud, or at least we hope so 🖤
A giant thank you to Stoneacre for opening their doors and letting this beautiful chaos unfold, and to every performer, grandma, alien and guest who showed up and showed out 🌹
Now get ready, because Divas Live is coming Sunday, November 15, and tickets are on sale now 👑 Grab your Divas Live tickets here and we'll see you there ❤️
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